Spike Milligan 16/4/1918 – 27/2/2002 with some of his famous quotes that should make you titter whatever your mood or place that you are in.
1.We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong
2.I told you I was ill (on his headstone)
3. All I ask is the chance to prove that money cant buy me happiness.
4. There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh , and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
5. Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
6. Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I will draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B.
7. Cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree.
8. Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
9. There are holes in the sky where the rain gets in but they are ever so small – that’s why rain is thin.
10. I have been so low that I asked to be hospitalised for deep narcosis (sleep). I cannot stand being awake. The pain is too much. Something has happened to me, this vital spark has stopped burning. I go to a dinner table now and I don’t say a word, I just sit there like a dodo. Normally I am the centre of attention, keeps the conversation going, so that is depressing in itself. Its like another person taking over, very strange. The most important thing I say is “good evening” and then I go quiet.
11. On the Ning Nang Nong Where the cows go bong! And the monkeys all say boo!
Where the trees go Ping! And the teapots Jibber Jabber Joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang All the mice go Clang! And you just cant catch em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong! Cows go bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees go ping! Nong Ning Nang!
The mice go Clang! What a noisy place to belong, Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!